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Swine Flu Should Discriminate

These two fo-celebrities are really getting on my nerves. They actually make the news because they are in Mexico in their swimsuits wearing a doctor mask to protect them from swine flu. Out of anyone in the world that the Swine's should take out, these two have to be on the top of the list. I can't wait until they are on "I'm On A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here!" Hopefully a special Swine Flu will show up on the show.

Rihanna Gets Gun Tat to Intimidate

Rihanna has decided to get a nice little gun tattoo on her ribcage. She plans on using this as protection under the extreme chance that she might get in a dispute. She is quoted as saying, "I plan on putting the ammo tat on the other side of my ribs, it should really help my street-cred"

Obama Goes "Left" Over McCain

In a twist of events, John McCain challenges Barack Obama to a game of basketball. Obama goes left and takes a shot but McCain "shoots" back and tries to make it a literally "shoot-out". McCain then forces Obama to his right....McCain goes for the shot block...will Obama score?

One this is for sure......TIME TO VOTE

OJ Goes To Jail

“The Juice” USED to be a male icon.  OJ Simpson is finally in jail.  This is America and apparently you can Murder INC. a person and not go to jail but once you bust in with a piece and try and steal some football cards and memorabilia you go to jail.  OJ used to be an extraordinary athlete; he won the Heisman with USC and went to 6 Pro Bowls with the Buffalo Bills.  He even was 1973 AP Dude Athlete of the Year.  Now this guy, instead of dodging the defense, will have to dodge the meat in the pen.  It is good to get this guy off the street so he doesn’t give Male’s, especially Male Athlete’s, an even worse name. 

Michael Phelps

I know you probably already know about this guy. But lets think about it for a second. He is truly amazing. Have you ever tried to race your friend in a pool down and back...How out of breath were you? Now think what Michael Phelps does. This dude straight up dominates.

I believe he should just swim with his Olympic medals on like the picture above, heck throw on the Flava Flav OMEGA clock too, it is the only way to even out the competition and make it fair for everyone.

Michael Phelps is a perfect cover person for HeKnowsMore. He loves to compete and not only this he murders his competition. He eats Pizza and Pasta for a pre-game meal...come-on....can he be more of a DUDE?!?

In addition, I'm sure it doesn't hurt when picking up some ladies that you have more Olympic Gold Medals than fingers. I'm sure there is a great pick-up line he could use. Just Sayin.

Brett Favre

UPDATED:

Brett Favre is now a New York Jet. After tons of media speculation, Favre has decided that since most of his wardrobe is green he might as well go to another team that has green as it's team color. Best wishes. PS. I will get a Favre Jets Jersey

We at HKM wanted the inaugural article to be about a Man who really encompasses what this web site stands for; Brett Favre.

Brett does things his way.

He's almost 40 years old and is still crushin' it. There are probably only 3 quarterbacks who are better than him -- and Chuck Norris imagining himself as Brett Favre is two of them. Even if he does retire after each year, the Packers need to bring back this legendary Icon.